I'm moving all my future shitposting activity to my own website: chrisoft.org/notekins/

You'll be able to find a complete archive of my old Tweets and Toots there as well. This Mastodon account is going read-only, effective now.


#Toot 2024-08-12T03:06:19Z§

Yes, celebrate while you still can.


#Toot 2024-07-04T15:30:49Z§

I now declare my room officially devoid of any human living space!


#Toot 2024-06-15T23:27:39Z§

Rebuilding the world sure is fun.


#Toot 2024-06-04T23:14:02Z§

Am I too old to understand all this AI stuff already…?


#Toot 2024-06-04T00:47:33Z§

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS WAS POSSIBLE? (The card is a 2080 FE)


#Toot 2024-05-10T03:05:37Z§

I'm watching the ultra nationalist brainrot spread and I don't enjoy it.


#Toot 2024-05-07T13:15:43Z§

So I couldn't find any floppy disks this time but what's preventing me from using an optical disc?


#Toot 2024-04-08T19:45:05Z§

Despite perusing a PhD I've always been aware that I'm pretty stupid.

However recent events made me realize I might be even dumber than I thought.


#Toot 2024-03-25T21:48:11Z§

Random Rosaceae of the year


#Toot 2024-03-21T22:05:55Z§

While I'm still not playing games (other than a stupid kid's iPhone game) on Steam, I just compulsively got this...


#Toot 2024-03-19T23:45:46Z§

Why does grading homework assignments always give me aneurysm?


#Toot 2024-02-29T02:52:11Z§

Help! They are multiplying!


#Toot 2024-02-24T05:59:01Z§

Didn't expect seeing a Trinitron in 2024 would cause so much excitement.


#Toot 2024-02-20T04:16:28Z§

#Toot 2024-02-16T07:55:06Z§

Stop judging my tastes >:(


#Toot 2024-02-15T17:24:18Z§

It's alive!!!!!


#Toot 2024-02-02T03:51:10Z§

Rare sight of shit designed by me actually working!11!!!1!


#Toot 2024-01-27T04:59:26Z§

Finally... after 4 years...


#Toot 2024-01-19T15:56:58Z§

Not concealing illicit substances I swear


#Toot 2024-01-11T20:00:53Z§