These are archived tweets and toots from Chris' Twitter and c.im Mastodon accounts. No, I still refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.
For the latest shitposts, please come this way.
从没碰过苹果智能设备的我突然感觉是时候哭一波穷了( 顺便一提,请将您的慷慨捐助寄至/dev/null(