These are archived tweets and toots from Chris' Twitter and c.im Mastodon accounts. No, I still refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.
For the latest shitposts, please come this way.
百度地图：不用则已，一用就把你带进荒郊野外 同时今天正式成为了屎丁尔伯格用户（ （至于哑蟆蛤，蛤？