These are archived tweets and toots from Chris' Twitter and c.im Mastodon accounts. No, I still refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.
For the latest shitposts, please come this way.
听说你们推特流行发「朴素一餐」 那我就发个「一点也不朴素的严重违反中央八项规定的一餐」吧（（
