These are archived tweets and toots from Chris' Twitter and c.im Mastodon accounts. No, I still refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.
For the latest shitposts, please come this way.
你们这些国产软件果然厉害...能给我搞出会占用CPU的zombie进程(CPU时间也在增加( 吓得我以为活见鬼了 果然一个个都是神技在身(