"I woke up, alarmed; only to find out there's not much juice left in its depleting body."
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2019-08-01T02:25:52Z§
These are archived tweets and toots from Chris' Twitter and c.im Mastodon accounts. No, I still refuse to call it anything other than Twitter.
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"I woke up, alarmed; only to find out there's not much juice left in its depleting body."